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Chapter 3 - Unhitch the Universe
Mr. Samosa, one of Poona's most successful businessmen, is a rubberware manufacturer.
He invites guests from an International Management Conference for a tour of his factory.
Proudly, he introduces his different products, everything from tractor tires to baby-bottle nipples. He is especially proud of his fully automatic condom making machine, with a special electronic leakproof tester.
By the side of the machine, a man is sitting and carefully punching holes in the condoms with a needle.
"What is he doing that for?" asks one of the visitors, "Is it part of the quality test?"
"No," replies Samosa, proudly, "we are trying to promote our Hindu baby products."
Gertie Gusher has been fooling around with other men, and her husband, Gary, the Texas oil millionaire, takes her to court and demands a divorce.
"On what grounds?" asks Judge Grump. "Breach of contract," replies Gusher.
"Please," says the judge, "you don't own your wife, so you can't treat her like a piece of property."
"Maybe not," growls the oilman, "but I sure have the exclusive drilling rights!"
Two worms, Wilbur and Wallace, share a little hole underneath the Sunnyvale Golf Course.
One day, they plan to go for a wriggle across the course, so Wilbur goes up to see what the weather is like.
Around this time, two women are playing golf just overhead, and one of them urgently has to pee.
"Don't worry," says the partner, "there is no one around, you can pee right here."
So the woman squats down and starts peeing. Just at that moment, Wilbur pops his head out of his hole.
Soaked by the flood of urine, Wilbur quickly wriggles back down into the ground.
"I see it is raining," says Wallace to his dripping friend.
"It certainly is," agrees Wilbur, drying himself on his towel. "In fact, it is raining so hard that the birds are building their nests upside-down!"
Old Mrs. Grumblebum, the wealthy hypochondriac, goes to ask her doctor to cure her latest imaginary illness.
Doctor Spook is completely fed up with the old bag, and tries to tell her she is perfectly well. But Mrs. Grumblebum insists that there is something wrong with her. Despairing, Doctor Spook tells her he will have to make some tests, so he gives her a small plastic cup and tells her to produce a urine sample.
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