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Chapter 4 - Beyond life-and-death
Then, forgetting to turn off the loudspeaker, he turns to co-pilot Cliffski.
"Take over, Cliffski," says Kurtski, his voice booming through the plane. "I'm going for a cup of coffee, and then I'm going to take that new stewardess, Gertie, and give her all my hot Polish machinery."
Gertie, the stewardess, hears this in the main cabin of the plane. She dashes towards the cockpit to tell Kurtski to shut up. On the way, she trips and nearly falls over, next to a little old lady.
"Don't be in such a hurry, dearie," says the little old lady. "Let him finish his coffee at least."
Paddy is feeling sad as he orders his tenth beer at the Loony Licker Pub. "What's wrong, Paddy?" asks Igor, the bartender.
"I lost my dog," sobs Paddy.
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the newspaper?" suggests Igor. "It is no good," moans Paddy. "My dog can't read."
Old lady Gilda runs the town drugstore with her sister, Maggie. One day, a large stranger comes to town and is feeling very horny. But the town is very quiet, and he cannot find anyone to help him relieve his hormonal harassment. So he decides to go to the pharmacy to get something to take for it. When he walks in he sees old lady Gilda at the counter.
"Excuse me," says the stranger, slightly embarrassed, "but I would like to see the boss."
"Well," says Gilda, "I am the boss."
"Oh," stammers the stranger, "then I would like to see a man clerk."
"Sorry," says Gilda casually, "we ain't got no man clerk. But you can tell me
what you want, I won't be embarrassed."
"Okay," says the stranger. "I have got an awful erection. What can you give me for it?"
"Just a minute," says Gilda, and she goes back inside the store. Five minutes later she returns.
"I have just been talking with my sister, Maggie, who makes up the prescriptions," says Gilda, smiling, "and we decided the best we can give you is the whole store and two hundred dollars."
You get it?
No, even Sardar Gurudayal Singh is silent. Late in the night think of it again. Then you will know what the sense of humor is.
It is training time at Camp Killjoy and the American General, Lard Peckerhead, is hosting a training camp for a group of Russian and Polack soldiers.
Osho - The Language of Existence 46
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